100 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE KAKASHI DO!!!
1. declare that Come Come Paradise is morally bankrupt and start reading the Bible instead
2. ask Jiraya if he will adopt him(.....wait..he probably would do that)
3. inform everyone he sees that thier fly is open
4. move to Hazard county
5. take off his mask to scratch his nose
6. become a world famous water color artist
7. tell people "I wouldn't go in there for a while." after leaving a public bathroom
8. ask the cook at Ichiraku if he can buy a vowel
9. dance through the rain singing 'It's raining men'
10. address Gai and Lee as 'Dr.Evil and mini-me'
11. submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a c
Eyes Like Gold- Part 4 (A hypnotic naga story) by calcutter23, literature
Literature
Eyes Like Gold- Part 4 (A hypnotic naga story)
Over the next hour, they talked and drank, gradually getting to know more and more about each other as they got more and more drunk. Isobella was now sat on a single loop of Sebastian's coils, his tail across her waist like a scaly seat belt. She stroked the scales absent-mindedly with her fingers as she asked "Sooo, what else can nagas do?" Her voice was slightly slurred and the empty vodka bottle hung loosely in her other hand. Her eyes were sliding over the naga's smooth chest like searching hands, his attractiveness far more apparent now that inebriation had taken the edge of her nerves.
Sebastian hiccoughed and smiled mysteriously. "Wel
Winter Soldier x Reader: Oblivion (20) by Zephyros22, literature
Literature
Winter Soldier x Reader: Oblivion (20)
Something was wrong.
It had been hardly an hour since Steve and Natasha had left. The sounds of early morning traffic permeated the glass window and combined with the growing busy sounds of the hospital. To any untrained agent, everything was fine, peaceful, even.
But you were no novice to noticing when things were about to go to hell.
It was the guards stationed outside your room. You could sense the tension coming from them, you could hear it in the infrequent whispers they would speak to each other. Something was off, and you knew it.
You had very few options at the moment, being unarmed and outnumbered. You knew that the guards were w